Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
If Facebook had a theme song….
are you kidding me this isn’t even Facebook’s theme song this is my theme song
i sing this at people and they get scared